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Post by Jeremy Tennant (aldrant) on Oct 7, 2006 17:50:38 GMT -5
Post any Star wars jokes you can think of here!!!
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Palpatine
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Post by Palpatine on Dec 27, 2006 14:25:14 GMT -5
"Execute Order 65" Setting: on-board The Invisible Hand with General Grievous during Labyrinth of Evil when a holographic image of Darth Sidious appears before him.
General Grievous: What is thy bidding, Loooord Sidiooooussss. Darth Sidious: General Grievous, the time has come. Execute Order 65. General Grievous: But my Loooord, the fleet is positioned in the Deep Core for the Hyperspace jump to Corrruscant. Is it wissse for me to divert the attack at this time to search for ancient artifacts for you? Darth Sidious: No. That is Order 62. This is Order 65. It is time for the assault. Proceed with your jump from the Deep Core to Coruscant. General Grievous: Ahhh yesss my Loooord Sidiooooussss. I can gather many artifacts on Coruscant for you. They will be plentiful there. Darth Sidious: No, you are not hearing me. *turns to Mas Amedda* Is this thing working? Mas Amedda: Yes, sir. The holoprojector is functioning properly. Darth Sidious: General Grievous, you are to assault Coruscant with the intent of spreading fear and terror across the planet and to stage a capture of me. Do you understand? You are to attack Coruscant, not gather artifacts for my art collection. Is that clear? General Grievous: Yesss, Loooord. It is clear. I am to proceed to Corrruscant and capture your art collection. Darth Sidious: Oh, hells bells. Is Lord Tyranus there? General Grievous: No, Loooord Sidiooooussss. Count Dooku remains on Tythe. Darth Sidious: grrr. *takes deep breath* Okay. General Grievous, listen to me carefully. Are you listening? General Grievous: Yesss, Loooord. Darth Sidious: Fine. You and the fleet shall do a Hyperspace jump from the Deep Core to Coruscant along the coordinates that Count Dooku and I gave you. Right? General Grievous: Yesss, Loooord. Darth Sidious: Good. Once in Coruscanti space, you will advance the fleet past the Republic's defense armada and begin assaulting the planet. Right? General Grievous: Yesss, Loooord. Darth Sidious: Excellent. The Republic's commanders will be monitoring standard hyperspace reversion points, but since you will be coming from the Deep Core, you will have the initiative. There is no battleplan. You simply need to wreak death and destruction upon Coruscant. General Grievous: I will enjoy that, my Loooord. Darth Sidious: Yes, me too. But then, and this is very important, you will proceed to 500 Republica and capture me. I will be attired as Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Do you understand? General Grievous: Yesss, Loooord Sidioooousssss. Darth Sidious: Are you sure? Explain back to me what you are to do. General Grievous: I am to proceed to Corrruscant where I will begin assaulting the Republican armada with no battleplan. From there I am to advance death and destruction upon 500 Republica and Suuupreme Chancellor Paaalllpatine. It is very important that I capture Paaalllpatine's attire. And your art collection. Darth Sidious: *smacks forehead* I really do hate droids.
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Palpatine
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Star Wars Game Master
I am the shadow of the night. I am your worst nightmare
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Post by Palpatine on Jan 11, 2007 18:39:10 GMT -5
"AT-ST's will no longer be deployed on planets with an abundance of trees or other known obstacles such as rock-wielding primitives." —AT-ST service manuals, post-Battle of Endor.
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